Indubitably Tumblrtastical.

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

rosaparking:

2bainzz:

coolator:

dude..

christ

Peanut butter and yogurt make ur thighs thicker forreal..? Asking for a friend

catherinevnj:

this-is-the-first-gloria:

housewifeswag:

buzzfeed:

WHY IS HE SO SAD SOMEONE HUG HIM

I will cuddle this cat happy

OH MY GOD NO

its the jon snow cat

feministcorna:

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

Too perfect

feministcorna:

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

Too perfect

gothamcityballet:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

gothamcityballet:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

bukakeing:

why

*eats mcdonald*

can’t

*eats pizza*

i

*eats nachos*

have

*eats french fries*

a

*eats doritos*

hot

*eats hamburger*

body?

gavinscreeping:

[x]

i’ve got 99 problems and hot middle-aged men who don’t look their age, occasionaly wear suits and do the squinty eye thing are all of them

joel heyman.

i’m talking about joel pearce heyman

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

michelle-my-belle:

So, that’s over.

flakychu:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

flakychu:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?